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12 months after it happened, shock
and bewilderment continue to surround

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the strange events that occurred in a
remote old country house last summer,

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where a man is said to have
literally vanished into thin air.

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Well-known within the
International Church of Spiritualism

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was the revered medium and psychic
Mr Jacques Futrelle,

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who, on June 21st last year,
elected to stage

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an unusual experiment
at his home in Berkshire,

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the bizarre and sprawling
mansion known as Metropolis.

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Among the specially invited guests
that balmy midsummer's evening was

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the Harvard geneticist and outspoken
critic of paranormal doctrine,

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Eli Mencken, seen here with
Futrelle's wife, Theodora, and child.

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As the night wore on, discussion
turned to a curious rumour

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concerning an old attic room
at the top of the house,

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where a madman had been kept under
lock and key by his titled relatives.

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And where, it was said,
the lunatic's ghost still stalked

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his former prison, feeding
on the souls of non-believers.

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The challenge thrown down by
their host was for the arch-sceptic

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Mencken, if he dared,
to spend a night alone in the room.

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And so, at ten minutes to midnight,
after careful inspection

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by independent witnesses,
the door was closed,

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and secured with four heavy-duty
padlocks supplied by the guests.

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To ensure no single person could
assist in his escape, each retained

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their key as, separately,
they retired for the night.

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What they found the next day sent
a thrill of terror through them all.

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Though the door and the locks
had clearly not been tampered with,

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and there was no other
conceivable way out of the room,

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Mencken was gone!

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On a chair nearby lay the clothes
he had removed before going to bed,

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while on the bed itself
was found nothing

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but a gruesome sticky secretion.

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Of the eminent scientist's body
there was no trace.

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One year later, no rational
explanation has been advanced

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for what happened that night.

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Nor, can it be assumed,
will a solution ever be found

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to this dark, impenetrable mystery.

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Welcome back. Before the break
we promised you something

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a little bit off the radar.

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I think our next guest
certainly falls into that category!

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Someone whose powers of deduction,
and truly phenomenal flair

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for solving seemingly impossible
puzzles are beyond cool.

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One might almost say, "magical".

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The seriously interesting Joey Ross.
How you doing here today?

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I'm doing splendidly, Marcia,
how are you?

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It's a wicked website
you've got here, it truly is,

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checkreality.co.uk -
well worth a visit, folks.

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So what's the deal with it?
Basically, people write in to you,

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about weird things that have happened
to them, that they can't explain.

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And you explain them.

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I know, I've become this Agony
Aunt of The Abnormal or something,

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and completely by accident
as it happens,

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cos it all just started off
as a common or garden blog.

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Three years ago, right, mate of mine
had this really bizarre experience

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where she'd come home one day

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and found her fella in bed
with the woman next door.

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Totally loses it, doesn't she?

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Lifts up the duvet and starts
jabbing this lighted cigarette

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in her foot. By all accounts
really took some skin off.

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Storms out the room
with all her clothes,

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chucks them on the front lawn.

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Five minutes later, this woman's
coming down the stairs, half naked,

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but amazingly, her foot has
now completely healed up!

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Not a blister,
or a burn-mark anywhere!

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Except, it didn't take
much figuring did it?

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What she hadn't considered,
he'd actually got two women

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in that bed, and the other one'd
done a runner out the back!

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So now you get reports sent to you,
from all over the world.

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Like, about strange apparitions
and premonitions.

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And you just apply your brain to
the problem, with this like, amazing

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power of lateral thinking that you
seem to possess and sort it all out.

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It's just, I've always had
this brilliant intuition.

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It's something I was born with -
like, an amazing instinct for making

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the logical short-cuts, that get
straight to the root of something.

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OK, you've selected a card in your
mind only, and written it down.

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I want you now to fold
the piece of paper in half please.

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Then half again,
and hold it high up in the air.

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I'm now assimilating that card,
removing it from the piece of paper.

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It's now left your hand.

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Unfold the paper for me, would you?

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What can you see?

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OK, here comes the tricky part,
as we take your choice of card,

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and project it through
the ether onto the screen.

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Would you tell us please, the name
of your card. Jack of Diamonds.

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And if you'd care to look
around now, Georgina,

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I hope you'll agree,
that's magic!

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Wonderful. There's a signed
picture for you over there.

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PHONE RINGS

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Don't! I've just seen it!

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MOBILE RINGS

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Hey doll!

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What's going on? You coping
all right back there without me?

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Surviving yeah, just about.
What's up with you?

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Yeah, couple more days,
I think, in the Windy City.

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It's a pig of a deal,
this one, to sort out.

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Anyway, keep it warm for me, won't
ya? I'll sit on a hot water bottle.

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Love you babe, bye!

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Ah ha!

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Here she is, the star of the show!
Hiya!

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Hey! Got time for a quick one,
before the curtain goes up?

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Have you got a curtain up there?
It's more of a light switch,
if I remember.

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I won't thanks, I gotta get
changed in a sec, but...

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Listen, what are you doing later on?

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Only I've been invited
to this really wild party.

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It's a bit of a drive, but
there'll be loads of talent there.

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What do you mean by,
"a bit of a drive"?

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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Yes, don't feel you need to put
yourself out or anything, Mina!

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Will ya? think I can just
about manage this on my own.

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Brand new dress, Jo. I don't
wanna get oil all down the front?

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I mean there's no point both of us
ending up looking like shit.

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THUNDER CLAPS
Oh! Ah!

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Arrh. Ugh!

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SHE GRUNTS ANGRILY

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Bollocks!

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If we get there by midnight now,
I'll be very much surprised.

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What's the state of play
back there, any joy?

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Joy?!
You want to know the state of play?

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The state of play is,
we're buggered!

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We've got no spare wheel because
I forgot to get it fixed,

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I've crucified my spine,
we're completely lost,

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and I am really pissed off! Short
of legging it the rest of the way,

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I don't think we'll be doing
much partying tonight somehow!

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In fact, the way
things are looking...

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Ladies?

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Looks like you're
in a bit of a fix here.

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Anything I can do to help?

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Oh, we just, we came out
without a spare unfortunately.

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We've obviously gone
horribly wrong somewhere.

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we haven't a clue where we are.

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No. Well...cos you wouldn't be
on this road unless you need to.

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It's a real assault course
back that way.

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You got mudslides, trees coming down.

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Oh, what're we gonna do,
Jo, we're stranded.

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I mean, I live close by.

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I could offer you a towel
and a cup of cocoa.

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Oh, wow, listen,
I think we can cope with that.

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What d'you reckon, babe? Go for it?

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It's not like anyone's gonna nick
this old wreck tomorrow morning.

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I'm Mina, by the way!
And this is Joey.

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I'm Glenn! As you can see,
I'm not exactly travelling light,

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but I think I can squeeze you
in the back seat, Joey.

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That's the best offer
she's had tonight.

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You are a life saver.

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Was that a train wreck
last night or what?!

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God knows why we're even bothering
to record the rest of this series.

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Cos that's all they
care about now, isn't it?

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The "on-air audience interface"?

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They even blew that thing with
the vanishing ink! Did you see that?

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Complete and utter insanity.

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But if it keeps us on our toes,
who's to say it's such a bad thing?

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The public are
our paymasters, Jonathan.

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Our role is to amuse and amaze.

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And maybe, you know,

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you just need that wake-up call
to raise your game.

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Raise my game? What are you saying,
just because some smart-arse viewer

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in Basildon's managed
to work out how the...

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What's happening now, are we
doing a tribute to Roy Orbison?

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You remember I mentioned I was
considering a small investment

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in this new piece
of high-end media technology?

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Man, I had no idea what I was
getting into. I tell you, my friend,

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I've seen the future
of Blue-Chip Home Entertainment

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and it's name is 3-D porn.

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3-D p...? Oh, please.

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Takes you right in there, Jonathan!
Smack in the middle of the action.

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And I mean "smack"!

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When those 50-inch jugs
hit the lens you duck!

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And what flies outta the screen
at the end is like...

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It's like dodging bullets.

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Look and learn.

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SYNTHESIZER MUSIC AND HEAVY BREATHING

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GROANING AND PANTING

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Is that a licence to print money?

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I've got a meeting scheduled
first thing tomorrow morning,

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and I'd value your input, with
the Senior Finance Administrator

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for their production and
distribution division, a Mr...um...

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Snuffy White.

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This is a joke?
9.30, Excelsior Studios, Brixton.

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If you're smart
you'll bring a cheque book.

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Oh, my God!

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You got to be joking?
I was expecting a small bungalow.

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What I wouldn't give for
a share of the equity, but...

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Actually I'm just a tenant.

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Welcome to Metropolis.

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My God, this place is amazing.

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What are you? An international drug
dealer or something? Not quite.

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So, I guess you're not gonna
make it to your party tonight.

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Oh dear.

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You'll find one or two
of my "theatrical properties"

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around the house

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but I'm sure I can trust you both
to keep it all in the vault.

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Park it upstairs will you, Glenn?
The rest we can leave till morning.

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Check the joints for articulation,
any problems we need to flag up
by Monday at the latest.

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And be gentle with me, won't you?!

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Cos I'll be checking
for teeth marks.

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How is it, do I get a quick preview?

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Wow!

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Bit on the peaky side. An hour of
your driving, I'm not surprised.

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Oh...

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Hello? Elodie, my darling,
if you could point these poor souls

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in the direction of a bathroom,
before they evaporate?

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Refugees from the storm.

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And then maybe you'd like to join us,
later on, for a nightcap.

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So, what happened? You ran into
our resident Good Samaritan?

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How are you? I'm Elodie.
Hi. This way. Thank you.

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Great. Not a night you want
to be out in, that's for sure...

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See you tomorrow.

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Oh my God!

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My God!

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It is, isn't it!

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Jonathan! My God!

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Nicola?

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Sorry, I didn't recogn...
How are you?

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And you're alive!

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Yes?

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Well, I mean obviously, yes, but...

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Well, who was it told me
you'd died, then?

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About five years ago of this
terrible wasting disease. Excuse me?

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You became just like this vegetable,
completely lost the power of speech,

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and bladder function.

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By the end they were feeding you
through a tube, it was horrible.

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Where did you hear that?

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Cos the last time we met
must've been Carla's 35th.

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You remember, Carla Borrego?

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Or were you there?

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Or was it her that told me th... Yes!

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No, hang on, this is coming
back to me now. Yes!

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And that's why you couldn't make
it that night, that's right,

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because you were...dead.

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I wasn't invited to Carla's 35th.

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Oh. Right.

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What you mean she just...?

231
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Cos after we went out that time,

232
00:16:58,341 --> 00:17:00,941
I was gonna give you a ring,
actually, but...

233
00:17:03,141 --> 00:17:05,021
Anyway. What are you up to here?

234
00:17:05,021 --> 00:17:06,701
Oh! Studio nurse.

235
00:17:06,701 --> 00:17:10,341
Yeah... first day. You remember,
I was just about to take my exams?

236
00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:13,821
Yeah. And listen, what about
you? You're looking well.

237
00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:15,381
For a five-year old corpse!

238
00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:17,461
So, where you off to now?

239
00:17:17,461 --> 00:17:20,861
Have you, have you eaten at all?
Cos I'm absolutely famished. Oh.

240
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:29,301
Oh, thank you.

241
00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:32,421
No, of course we do now
obviously recognise you, don't we?

242
00:17:32,421 --> 00:17:34,941
I mean... Lance Gessler.

243
00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:37,861
How amazing is this? Cheers.

244
00:17:37,861 --> 00:17:40,461
To prophets without honour.

245
00:17:42,381 --> 00:17:47,581
I'm afraid my son has never
enjoyed the status he
deserves in this country.

246
00:17:47,581 --> 00:17:50,581
In Europe, America
and the Far East, he's a God.

247
00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:52,621
In Japan almost literally.

248
00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:55,221
They're not infected, thankfully,

249
00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:58,261
by our peculiar brand
of hard-boiled cynicism.

250
00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:01,941
That sound you hear is my mother
saddling up her hobby horse.

251
00:18:01,941 --> 00:18:06,061
Because I can't abide
indifference to the mystery of life.

252
00:18:06,061 --> 00:18:10,581
The arrogant belief, there can
be nothing that defies perception.

253
00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:15,661
You're young. Time enough to unlock
your minds to what's possible.

254
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:19,821
Realities we'd rather
not confront sometimes,

255
00:18:19,821 --> 00:18:21,981
that challenge our very sanity.

256
00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:25,101
Yes, well, it's gone midnight now,
they may not be in the mood

257
00:18:25,101 --> 00:18:27,781
to listen to ghost stories.

258
00:18:27,781 --> 00:18:29,421
Ghost stories?

259
00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:31,501
Sort of a tradition though, isn't it?

260
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:36,741
No-one should really ever come
to this house, without hearing
the tale of The Nightmare Room.

261
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:42,501
Dates back to when Constance
was a little girl, in the '30s.

262
00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:44,981
Her father was like
this world famous medium,

263
00:18:44,981 --> 00:18:47,501
could supposedly communicate
with the dead.

264
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,501
It was just after he bought
this place, am I right?

265
00:18:52,981 --> 00:18:55,901
They discovered this room,
like an attic,

266
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,021
right at the very top of the house.

267
00:18:58,021 --> 00:19:00,861
Which totally gives me
the creeps, the whole thing.

268
00:19:00,861 --> 00:19:03,661
So I think I'll say
goodnight now everyone.

269
00:19:03,661 --> 00:19:06,101
See you in the morning.

270
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:09,341
Yeah, maybe Elodie's right.
It's not the night for it.

271
00:19:09,341 --> 00:19:11,741
We don't wanna spook
our house guests.

272
00:19:11,741 --> 00:19:14,901
Oh, but now you've whet my appetite?

273
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:19,341
So, what exactly happened then,
in this attic?

274
00:19:21,381 --> 00:19:25,541
No-one who's spent the night
there has ever survived to tell us.

275
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:30,301
Something in that room has caused
seven human beings to disappear,

276
00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:32,901
without a trace,

277
00:19:32,901 --> 00:19:36,741
as if they never physically existed.

278
00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:47,581
Oh!

279
00:19:47,581 --> 00:19:50,101
Ah, oh!

280
00:19:58,741 --> 00:20:02,581
any paracetamol with ya?

281
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:04,701
Cos my back is absolutely...

282
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:36,821
I tell you, if my boss-man
finds out I've been giving you
the guided tour...

283
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,901
There's still time
to change your mind

284
00:20:38,901 --> 00:20:41,301
cos this is not a place
you want to go after dark.

285
00:20:41,301 --> 00:20:45,501
I've been round the Haunted Mansion
at Disneyland, I think I can cope.

286
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:53,701
And this staircase doesn't

287
00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:54,941
First stop, the attic.

288
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:18,541
So how does it go,
this first guy, in 1938,

289
00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:21,621
they shut him up inside
for the night...

290
00:21:21,621 --> 00:21:24,661
Next day, bogey-man's had him.

291
00:21:24,661 --> 00:21:26,221
Gone.

292
00:21:26,221 --> 00:21:30,661
Over the years, same thing
with half a dozen others.

293
00:21:30,661 --> 00:21:34,821
All of them went inside, with
something to prove, never came out,

294
00:21:34,821 --> 00:21:36,381
so the story goes.

295
00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:38,941
Cos they'd never get
through all the padlocks.

296
00:21:38,941 --> 00:21:42,381
Well, they certainly
wouldn't get through these.

297
00:22:14,181 --> 00:22:17,381
It's home from home. I don't
know what you're all on about.

298
00:22:18,941 --> 00:22:21,461
Feather duster and a can of Pledge.

299
00:22:36,061 --> 00:22:38,781
Apart from Laughing Boy -

300
00:22:38,781 --> 00:22:41,341
not so keen on him.

301
00:22:41,341 --> 00:22:43,661
You wouldn't say
that if you owned it.

302
00:22:43,661 --> 00:22:45,181
That is a genuine study by

303
00:22:45,181 --> 00:22:48,301
the 15th century Flemish
master Hieronymus Bosch,

304
00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:52,461
acquired by Mrs Gessler in 1965.

305
00:22:52,461 --> 00:22:55,461
Current value? No man can say.

306
00:23:03,221 --> 00:23:06,581
An ugly character, I know.

307
00:23:06,581 --> 00:23:08,061
He's no oil painting.

308
00:23:41,141 --> 00:23:45,421
So. Are we, er, done here?

309
00:23:45,421 --> 00:23:47,621
Cos we really should
be getting back now.

310
00:23:47,621 --> 00:23:51,261
Glenn, I didn't come up here to
hunt for ghosts. Yeah, look, Mina.

311
00:23:51,261 --> 00:23:53,301
I'm sorry, this is just...

312
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:56,461
Ohhh, er...
Well, off you go, then.

313
00:23:56,461 --> 00:23:59,861
Wimp out of it! Good night!

314
00:23:59,861 --> 00:24:02,141
What're you d...?
You can't be serious?

315
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:05,781
It's a sodding attic! Are you all
living in the Middle Ages
or something in this house?

316
00:24:05,781 --> 00:24:09,341
No! Come on, this isn't funny...
No! I'm too tired now, anyway.

317
00:24:09,341 --> 00:24:11,741
You wanna lock me in?
Go on then, I'm up for it.

318
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:14,221
What's gonna happen,
I'll turn into ectoplasm?

319
00:24:16,821 --> 00:24:21,341
And in the morning, you can
bring me a nice, big cup of coffee.

320
00:24:21,341 --> 00:24:24,221
Dash of milk, please, no sugar.

321
00:24:28,621 --> 00:24:30,021
OK...

322
00:24:31,381 --> 00:24:33,781
I'll see you tomorrow, then.

323
00:25:34,821 --> 00:25:36,701
THUNDER CLAPS

324
00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:09,061
So how are you fixed tomorrow?

325
00:26:09,061 --> 00:26:13,421
OK, why don't you come down
to the mill, around 12, or 12.30.

326
00:26:13,421 --> 00:26:16,781
We could go out, have a pub
lunch or something. Be great.

327
00:26:16,781 --> 00:26:20,981
Sorry? Oh... yeah,
I'm there now, actually.

328
00:26:20,981 --> 00:26:24,181
No, if anything,
worse than I imagined.

329
00:26:24,181 --> 00:26:28,981
God knows, something called
Snow White and the Seven Dudes.

330
00:26:28,981 --> 00:26:33,821
You don't want to know. Anyway,
look forward to it then, Nicola.

331
00:26:33,821 --> 00:26:35,261
See you then.

332
00:26:37,141 --> 00:26:42,021
Apparently, we're talking serious
capitalisation here, due to
the high technical overhead.

333
00:26:42,021 --> 00:26:44,781
Which means they're looking
for a lot of zeros,

334
00:26:44,781 --> 00:26:46,381
but I said I'd think it over.

335
00:26:49,301 --> 00:26:52,701
Oh, what I wouldn't give, Jonathan,
for a piece of that action.

336
00:26:52,701 --> 00:26:54,661
The 8th and 9th wonders
of the world.

337
00:26:54,661 --> 00:26:57,061
If you're looking for
a 360-degree experience,

338
00:26:57,061 --> 00:27:00,261
you could lose your whole face
in there and never see it again.

339
00:27:00,261 --> 00:27:03,181
Forget about bras,
you wouldn't get those in a hammock.

340
00:27:03,181 --> 00:27:05,261
Have you finished? Sorry?
Are you done?

341
00:27:05,261 --> 00:27:08,541
Cos I've really got better things
to do than stand around here,

342
00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:11,381
watching your tongue
hanging out like a roller blind

343
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:14,021
at the sight of someone
called Candy Mountains.

344
00:27:14,021 --> 00:27:15,821
Can we have you back on the set now?

345
00:27:15,821 --> 00:27:18,661
Listen, they're about to turn
over on the first scene.

346
00:27:18,661 --> 00:27:20,861
Wanna come see,
it could be interesting.

347
00:27:20,861 --> 00:27:24,061
"Happy rolls Snow White a joint,
and they all jump on her."

348
00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:27,661
Singing, let me guess, "Hi-ho..."?

349
00:27:27,661 --> 00:27:29,581
Not before I've had my breakfast.

350
00:27:32,981 --> 00:27:33,981
Candy!

351
00:28:48,621 --> 00:28:50,021
Mina?

352
00:28:51,381 --> 00:28:53,141
Mina?

353
00:29:13,981 --> 00:29:16,701
How many hours?
Just give me a chance!

354
00:29:16,701 --> 00:29:18,141
It'll come. It's not easy.

355
00:29:18,141 --> 00:29:21,381
A couple more bars maybe in the
music, d'you think would help?

356
00:29:21,381 --> 00:29:24,581
Don't be ridiculous! The music's
been perfectly structured.

357
00:29:24,581 --> 00:29:26,621
We're not changing it now.
Oh, come on!

358
00:29:28,221 --> 00:29:31,141
Keep the elbow still...it's
all about wrist action!

359
00:29:31,141 --> 00:29:33,701
You've got just under 30 seconds!

360
00:29:33,701 --> 00:29:36,901
I can't, Constance!
I can't get the angle for a start!

361
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:39,261
Is the blade fully extended,
from the fingernail?

362
00:29:39,261 --> 00:29:43,341
Come along, child, this is valuable
time we're losing... 20 seconds!

363
00:29:43,341 --> 00:29:46,181
There you go sweetheart,
you're through.

364
00:29:46,181 --> 00:29:48,661
Well done. It's just...

365
00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:51,781
I need to practise, that's all.

366
00:29:51,781 --> 00:29:53,501
OK.

367
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:57,981
Listen, we're getting there,
gradually.

368
00:29:57,981 --> 00:30:00,701
You really think she'll be
ready by Saturday week?

369
00:30:00,701 --> 00:30:04,261
I can do it. Honestly, Constance.
I'll make it work, I promise.

370
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:07,661
Joey? Joey?

371
00:30:07,661 --> 00:30:10,541
Oh, God... Oh, God, oh, God.

372
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,221
Where is she?

373
00:30:13,301 --> 00:30:15,061
Where's Mina?

374
00:30:15,061 --> 00:30:17,501
This is so bizarre.

375
00:30:17,501 --> 00:30:19,141
Cos you know,

376
00:30:19,141 --> 00:30:22,501
obviously, I never took it
seriously...all that stuff.

377
00:30:22,501 --> 00:30:25,541
It's just, when she started
coming on to me, it was like...

378
00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:27,901
I just had to get away,
and let her sleep it off.

379
00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:34,701
It's like they've been ripped
off her body. What the hell
could have happened in here?

380
00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:38,941
I dunno, but I'm sure
as hell gonna find out.

381
00:30:38,941 --> 00:30:42,021
In which case, my dear,

382
00:30:42,021 --> 00:30:44,341
I think you're going
to need a little help.

383
00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:55,461
No, I was reading
this piece actually,

384
00:30:55,461 --> 00:30:58,861
in a magazine.

385
00:30:58,861 --> 00:31:00,941
That said the way to tell,

386
00:31:00,941 --> 00:31:04,781
how seriously you really
felt about losing someone

387
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:09,141
was if it took you more than
two years to get over it.

388
00:31:09,141 --> 00:31:14,341
And I did think about you.

389
00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:16,381
Even quite recently.

390
00:31:16,381 --> 00:31:18,941
Long after I was dead and buried.

391
00:31:18,941 --> 00:31:20,541
And the thing is, Jonathan,

392
00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:23,421
I just know I couldn't go
through all that again.

393
00:31:23,421 --> 00:31:27,541
Cos I've heard, obviously, about your
dangerous exploits over the years.

394
00:31:28,581 --> 00:31:31,141
Grisly murders and whatever.

395
00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:34,621
Tell me about it,
I still have nightmares.

396
00:31:34,621 --> 00:31:36,941
Cos if it hadn't been
for those two mad women,

397
00:31:36,941 --> 00:31:38,741
completely mucking up my life...

398
00:31:38,741 --> 00:31:40,021
the lovely Carla,

399
00:31:40,021 --> 00:31:44,781
and her predecessor who's thankfully
pissed off to the States...

400
00:31:44,781 --> 00:31:47,101
So, I think the chance
of me getting dragged

401
00:31:47,101 --> 00:31:49,341
into all that caper
again is...

402
00:31:53,701 --> 00:31:55,661
Is?

403
00:31:55,661 --> 00:31:58,181
Sorry.

404
00:31:58,181 --> 00:31:59,501
Yeah.

405
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,381
I mean, absolutely.

406
00:32:02,981 --> 00:32:08,581
Cos, I mean, look at you, you're not
some wild buccaneering youngster
any more, you're a grown man.

407
00:32:08,581 --> 00:32:11,621
You don't want to end up
like Indiana Jones.

408
00:32:11,621 --> 00:32:16,341
30 years on,
chasing Nazis on a bus pass.

409
00:32:16,341 --> 00:32:19,381
Definitely, no.

410
00:32:19,381 --> 00:32:21,221
Perish the thought.

411
00:32:28,221 --> 00:32:34,501
So, it's start date, 10/06,
expiry 10/10. Security code 262.

412
00:32:34,501 --> 00:32:39,061
And how much is this gonna cost
again? For spare wheel and labour?

413
00:32:39,061 --> 00:32:42,701
OK. Well, it's this big place called
Metropolis, I don't know if...

414
00:32:42,701 --> 00:32:45,661
Oh, great.
Right then, see you later.

415
00:32:45,661 --> 00:32:47,541
Thank you. Bye.

416
00:32:47,541 --> 00:32:52,901
On a chair nearby lay the clothes
he had removed before going to bed,

417
00:32:52,901 --> 00:32:57,541
while on the bed
itself was found nothing but
a gruesome sticky secretion.

418
00:32:59,621 --> 00:33:02,941
One year later, no rational
explanation has been advanced

419
00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:05,341
for what happened that night.
Nor, can it be assumed,

420
00:33:05,341 --> 00:33:10,861
will a solution ever be found to
this dark, impenetrable mystery.

421
00:33:11,901 --> 00:33:13,901
Ohhh...interesting.

422
00:33:13,901 --> 00:33:17,061
So this is where it all started,
in 1938...

423
00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:18,461
Oh!

424
00:33:18,461 --> 00:33:22,301
Sorry, I thought you were...
Jonathan Creek. As promised.

425
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:26,661
And once again, my sincere apologies
for that little mix-up yesterday.

426
00:33:26,661 --> 00:33:29,981
I managed to find his number,
of course, in the end.

427
00:33:29,981 --> 00:33:32,501
Jonathan, this is Joey Ross.

428
00:33:32,501 --> 00:33:36,901
Yes, I always loved you
as Ritzik in Sergeant Bilko.

429
00:33:36,901 --> 00:33:40,341
Once again, so sorry about
all the confusion,

430
00:33:40,341 --> 00:33:42,981
but he's now up to date,
with developments...

431
00:33:44,501 --> 00:33:48,781
If you'll just give me two minutes?
Perhaps I'll see you both up there.

432
00:33:54,901 --> 00:33:56,661
What's your problem?

433
00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:58,661
It was her idea, not mine.

434
00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:01,061
That two heads'd be better than one.

435
00:34:01,061 --> 00:34:02,741
I called at the mill, didn't I?

436
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:06,501
Neighbour said you'd gone down
the pub, I'd have no trouble
recognising you.

437
00:34:06,501 --> 00:34:09,221
I asked this bloke if his name
was Creek, he said yes.

438
00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:12,501
He'd say anything for six pints
of Ruddles and a shepherds pie!

439
00:34:12,501 --> 00:34:15,421
That's what you imagine I look like,
is it? Thank you very much.

440
00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:18,461
He lives on a pile of gravel,
by the canal! Oh, I'm so sorry!

441
00:34:18,461 --> 00:34:22,221
Your international reputation
has somehow failed to reach me.

442
00:34:22,221 --> 00:34:23,661
Shall we go?

443
00:34:29,381 --> 00:34:33,221
If you're looking for skewed rivets
or phantom joints I wouldn't bother.

444
00:34:33,221 --> 00:34:34,541
The whole thing's solid.

445
00:34:36,421 --> 00:34:37,981
The door, as you'll discover,

446
00:34:37,981 --> 00:34:40,461
has not been secretly
hinged on the other side.

447
00:34:45,101 --> 00:34:48,541
Nor is there an invisible panel
that can be opened halfway along.

448
00:34:53,701 --> 00:34:56,221
Or any sign of
collapsible floorboards.

449
00:35:01,461 --> 00:35:04,821
Plus, of course, the way she'd
jammed that chair under the handle

450
00:35:04,821 --> 00:35:07,221
would make any exit impossible.

451
00:35:26,861 --> 00:35:28,141
I think you'll find.

452
00:35:38,861 --> 00:35:42,541
And there's nothing above below
or behind the bed. I did check.

453
00:35:49,541 --> 00:35:52,181
So we're right at the top
of the house here...

454
00:35:52,181 --> 00:35:54,181
What's underneath us?

455
00:35:54,181 --> 00:35:56,381
Oh, just the room you slept in.

456
00:35:56,381 --> 00:35:59,821
It's a bit of a maze down there,
but I could show you later.

457
00:35:59,821 --> 00:36:02,221
Mmm.

458
00:36:02,221 --> 00:36:07,341
So when this first guy
Mencken disappeared in 1938,

459
00:36:07,341 --> 00:36:10,701
I suppose that would have rather
played into your father's hands.

460
00:36:12,301 --> 00:36:16,261
Man of science, defeated
by forces no-one could explain.

461
00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:21,101
I'm afraid it was later that year
both my parents died in a car crash.

462
00:36:21,101 --> 00:36:23,301
I was brought up by
an aunt in Westphalia,

463
00:36:23,301 --> 00:36:24,901
and the house was rented out.

464
00:36:24,901 --> 00:36:28,541
And over the next 40 years,
the story of what happened here

465
00:36:28,541 --> 00:36:31,301
prompted one or two others...

466
00:36:31,301 --> 00:36:36,061
with that daredevil mentality
I cannot comprehend.

467
00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:38,341
To try their luck with the ghost.

468
00:36:38,341 --> 00:36:40,541
And every time they did?

469
00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:45,021
I returned, with Lance and
my late husband, in 1989.

470
00:36:46,581 --> 00:36:48,021
And since then...

471
00:36:50,221 --> 00:36:54,421
Foolishly, you just ignore
these things, and hope
they'll go away, but...

472
00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:03,621
What form of magic,
d'you think, Jonathan,

473
00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:05,141
are we looking at here?

474
00:37:07,421 --> 00:37:12,661
I suppose whatever dark oblivion
lies before us all,

475
00:37:12,661 --> 00:37:16,181
we'll have to face it, won't we?
Some day.

476
00:37:17,781 --> 00:37:19,861
In one form or another.

477
00:37:23,021 --> 00:37:26,861
And this is, what,
a Brueghel, or...?

478
00:37:26,861 --> 00:37:31,781
Actually an early oil
on canvas by Bosch.

479
00:37:31,781 --> 00:37:35,461
I managed to save it,
believe it or not, from a fire.

480
00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:38,021
A long time ago.

481
00:37:38,021 --> 00:37:43,141
Some things are so...irreplaceable,

482
00:37:43,141 --> 00:37:46,581
they define the permanence
of mankind.

483
00:37:48,021 --> 00:37:50,701
We live and die...

484
00:37:52,621 --> 00:37:54,821
..but history goes on for ever.

485
00:37:58,261 --> 00:38:01,581
Anyway, please, take your time.

486
00:38:10,781 --> 00:38:13,061
So what was she like,
your friend Mina?

487
00:38:13,061 --> 00:38:15,541
How was her sense of humour?

488
00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:17,261
She enjoy a good prank?

489
00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:19,861
Not this kind of prank!

490
00:38:19,861 --> 00:38:22,741
It may just be all a tricky
little brain-teaser to you,

491
00:38:22,741 --> 00:38:25,661
but I am getting seriously worried

492
00:38:25,661 --> 00:38:27,661
about what's happened to her.

493
00:38:27,661 --> 00:38:29,981
I think we know what
hasn't happened to her.

494
00:38:29,981 --> 00:38:33,181
We know she wasn't abducted by
an evil spirit and whisked away

495
00:38:33,181 --> 00:38:37,101
to the other side, as some people
in this house seem to think.
Granted.

496
00:38:37,101 --> 00:38:39,621
But that doesn't explain
the fact that someone,

497
00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:42,861
or something, was in this room,
that apparently attacked her,

498
00:38:42,861 --> 00:38:46,701
and tore all her clothes off,
and somehow managed...

499
00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:51,261
A bird, I think.

500
00:38:51,261 --> 00:38:52,781
Flew into the window.

501
00:38:54,381 --> 00:38:55,901
Hate it when they do that!

502
00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:58,981
Poor little sod.

503
00:39:02,021 --> 00:39:06,781
Anyway. I've been round every inch
of this room a dozen times now,
and I've had enough of it.

504
00:39:06,781 --> 00:39:08,381
I'll see you downstairs.

505
00:39:45,141 --> 00:39:46,621
This is the room,

506
00:39:46,621 --> 00:39:48,621
directly underneath,

507
00:39:48,621 --> 00:39:51,621
that she slept in all night, so...

508
00:40:42,981 --> 00:40:45,981
The whole thing is just...
What are we supposed to think?

509
00:40:45,981 --> 00:40:49,381
She's just disappeared somehow
into thin air, like all the others?

510
00:40:49,381 --> 00:40:51,941
There's no way she could
have got out of that room.

511
00:40:51,941 --> 00:40:53,061
We don't know, do we?

512
00:40:53,061 --> 00:40:57,341
Maybe we'll never know.
That's the point. For goodness sake!

513
00:40:57,341 --> 00:41:00,661
Try and pull yourself together.
I mean, she'd heard the stories.

514
00:41:00,661 --> 00:41:03,901
She knew exactly what she was
getting into. She knew the risks.

515
00:41:03,901 --> 00:41:06,061
Did she? Cos I sure as hell didn't!

516
00:41:06,061 --> 00:41:08,981
It just makes your flesh crawl,
this whole business.

517
00:41:08,981 --> 00:41:12,261
And what have I been saying
all along? I know! I know.

518
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:15,861
I think we both know now,
don't we, what we have to do?

519
00:41:15,861 --> 00:41:18,101
What we should have done
a long time ago.

520
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:20,461
Unless of course
the whole thing scares you?

521
00:41:20,461 --> 00:41:24,541
No, no. No, you're right,
you're absolutely right.

522
00:41:28,941 --> 00:41:34,101
And where do you stand, Mr Gessler,
on The Nightmare Room?

523
00:41:34,101 --> 00:41:37,621
You're not buying into all this
back story about a predatory demon

524
00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:39,661
devouring the unwary?

525
00:41:39,661 --> 00:41:44,141
I only know I felt a lot more
comfortable when that part
of the house was off-limits.

526
00:41:45,221 --> 00:41:48,541
You think I haven't tried to pick
that room apart a hundred times

527
00:41:48,541 --> 00:41:50,181
to see what makes it tick? But...

528
00:41:54,981 --> 00:41:58,981
There's no denying this
building has a history,

529
00:41:58,981 --> 00:42:04,181
a life of its own, almost,
that's not for the faint-hearted.

530
00:42:04,181 --> 00:42:07,661
On the subject of history, I think
your mother said something about

531
00:42:07,661 --> 00:42:10,501
some personal effects
her father had left behind?

532
00:42:12,101 --> 00:42:15,501
There's not much to pick over, but

533
00:42:15,501 --> 00:42:16,941
be my guest.

534
00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:31,581
Ah hah hah!

535
00:42:31,581 --> 00:42:34,021
Now what do we have we here,
when it's at home?

536
00:42:34,021 --> 00:42:36,301
Cos this is very curious,
you'd have to say.

537
00:42:38,981 --> 00:42:42,381
The page...torn from his diary...

538
00:42:42,381 --> 00:42:47,701
"Re the riddle of the attic,
we're still trying to figure it out.

539
00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:50,181
"Mencken there one minute,
gone the next.

540
00:42:50,181 --> 00:42:52,381
"Ectoplasm everywhere, but how?"

541
00:42:52,381 --> 00:42:55,981
I know. Written on the 23rd,
that'd be just two days after.

542
00:42:55,981 --> 00:42:57,941
Can you imagine the shock?

543
00:42:57,941 --> 00:43:00,781
But what do we make of these
four letters up the top here?

544
00:43:00,781 --> 00:43:02,181
S-T-G-E.

545
00:43:02,181 --> 00:43:05,621
Stage or something?
Where the A's been rubbed away...

546
00:43:05,621 --> 00:43:07,781
Come on, you're looking,
but not seeing.

547
00:43:07,781 --> 00:43:10,421
It's what happens when
your brain gets lazy.

548
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,621
Look, you put "ST-GE"

549
00:43:12,621 --> 00:43:14,981
together with "23".

550
00:43:14,981 --> 00:43:18,421
I would say it's far more
likely to be St George's Day.

551
00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:23,381
June the 23rd, but April the 23rd.

552
00:43:23,381 --> 00:43:25,741
Two months before Midsummer's Day,

553
00:43:25,741 --> 00:43:29,581
Futrelle was describing the
exact events that happened!

554
00:43:29,581 --> 00:43:31,541
But how could he do that...

555
00:43:31,541 --> 00:43:34,741
Unless, the whole thing
was pre-planned.

556
00:43:34,741 --> 00:43:37,021
"We're still trying
to figure it out"

557
00:43:37,021 --> 00:43:39,701
suggests to me the two of them
were in on it together.

558
00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:41,341
For whatever reason.

559
00:43:41,341 --> 00:43:44,301
And somehow or other, he's helped
Mencken get out of that room!

560
00:43:44,301 --> 00:43:46,101
Sounds pretty damn plausible.

561
00:43:46,101 --> 00:43:47,821
What do we think?

562
00:43:47,821 --> 00:43:52,821
What about this one? Press cutting
about Hitler burning the Reichstag.

563
00:44:04,221 --> 00:44:06,141
Well, hello again.

564
00:44:06,141 --> 00:44:08,141
Oh! Hi!

565
00:44:08,141 --> 00:44:09,701
Ooh! Sorry, is it feeding time?

566
00:44:09,701 --> 00:44:12,221
I had to skip lunch myself,
as a matter of fact.

567
00:44:12,221 --> 00:44:15,181
Oh, stop it, he's not mine!
I wish.

568
00:44:18,741 --> 00:44:22,861
Ohhh, he's adorable! Do I have
to give him back? There you go...

569
00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:25,341
BABY CRIES
See you later. See you. Bye.

570
00:44:27,821 --> 00:44:30,261
Ohhh, that was so hard...

571
00:44:30,261 --> 00:44:32,301
Like taking a baby from Candy.

572
00:44:33,501 --> 00:44:36,581
So is that right, then,
you're gonna give us lots of money?

573
00:44:36,581 --> 00:44:38,541
Snuff was saying,
to put into the business.

574
00:44:38,541 --> 00:44:41,061
Well, watch this space, you know?

575
00:44:41,061 --> 00:44:43,981
Cos I'm always in the market
for a buoyant portfolio.

576
00:44:43,981 --> 00:44:45,941
And as portfolios go,

577
00:44:45,941 --> 00:44:48,101
this one's

578
00:44:48,101 --> 00:44:51,381
definitely bobbing
around in the water. Oh!

579
00:44:51,381 --> 00:44:54,301
Listen, I saw your show
last night! That was so awesome!

580
00:44:54,301 --> 00:44:57,061
When that elephant disappeared,
how d'you do that?

581
00:44:57,061 --> 00:45:00,661
And where you made
your pulse completely stop?

582
00:45:00,661 --> 00:45:02,501
You can't actually, really do that?

583
00:45:03,741 --> 00:45:05,101
Better believe it.

584
00:45:06,541 --> 00:45:08,061
St George's Day...

585
00:45:08,061 --> 00:45:10,901
How the hell did I miss that?

586
00:45:10,901 --> 00:45:13,461
And Mencken and Futrelle
both in on it together?

587
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:15,021
I should have seen, surely...

588
00:45:15,021 --> 00:45:17,421
That's the only way
they could've worked it.

589
00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:20,381
You see Federer lost again
yesterday? Incredible.

590
00:45:20,381 --> 00:45:24,501
To this new Serbian hot-shot,
no-one'd even heard of a month ago.

591
00:45:24,501 --> 00:45:28,661
There's so much amazing young
talent coming through nowadays,

592
00:45:28,661 --> 00:45:31,381
have you noticed? It's brutal.

593
00:45:45,261 --> 00:45:47,781
And why "dies" in the present tense?

594
00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:49,381
You'd put "died"

595
00:45:49,381 --> 00:45:51,461
or "dead", wouldn't you?

596
00:45:51,461 --> 00:45:56,781
Look, she got out the window somehow,
and crawled down the roof.

597
00:45:56,781 --> 00:46:00,661
D'you have to keep going back
to this strange place?

598
00:46:00,661 --> 00:46:02,581
Remember what I said the other day?

599
00:46:04,221 --> 00:46:09,461
Actually, did I mention? He's having
this big garden party on Saturday.

600
00:46:09,461 --> 00:46:12,101
Something he does, every year,
apparently, for the locals.

601
00:46:12,101 --> 00:46:13,381
I'm working Saturday.

602
00:46:13,381 --> 00:46:18,661
Oh, right. I thought I might show
my face. Try and stay in the loop.

603
00:46:28,221 --> 00:46:31,021
Jonathan, were you just
thinking about someone else?

604
00:46:33,061 --> 00:46:34,141
Who?

605
00:46:35,941 --> 00:46:38,301
Hitler.

606
00:46:38,301 --> 00:46:39,701
Very sorry.

607
00:46:43,221 --> 00:46:44,901
♪ In the cool of the evening

608
00:46:44,901 --> 00:46:48,661
♪ When everything is
getting kind of groovy

609
00:46:49,821 --> 00:46:51,421
♪ You call me up and ask me

610
00:46:51,421 --> 00:46:53,821
♪ Would I like go with you
and see a movie

611
00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:59,221
♪ First I say, "No ,I've
got some plans for tonight."

612
00:46:59,221 --> 00:47:00,901
♪ And then I stop

613
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,421
♪ And say, "All right."

614
00:47:02,421 --> 00:47:06,101
♪ Love is kinda crazy with
a spooky little boy like you

615
00:47:06,101 --> 00:47:08,501
♪ Oh oh oh

616
00:47:08,501 --> 00:47:10,821
♪ You oh oh oh

617
00:47:10,821 --> 00:47:13,341
♪ You always keep me guessing

618
00:47:13,341 --> 00:47:16,181
♪ I never seem to know
what you are thinking

619
00:47:17,421 --> 00:47:19,661
♪ And if a girl looks at you

620
00:47:19,661 --> 00:47:22,541
♪ It's for sure your little eye
will be a-winking

621
00:47:24,261 --> 00:47:27,421
♪ I get confused
I never know where I stand

622
00:47:27,421 --> 00:47:30,261
♪ And then you smile
and hold my hand... ♪

623
00:47:30,261 --> 00:47:35,701
I wonder this afternoon if you
wouldn't mind just keeping the
events of the last few days...

624
00:47:35,701 --> 00:47:36,861
Under our hats?

625
00:47:36,861 --> 00:47:41,101
Yes, I think that's good advice. One
or two of the guests here today...

626
00:47:41,101 --> 00:47:43,301
and I think we're looking
at them now...

627
00:47:43,301 --> 00:47:46,061
once they get their claws
into a story like this...

628
00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:49,701
That's Lady Olga Cooper,
chairperson of the Round Table.

629
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:52,701
Delia Gunning,
our local newspaper editor,

630
00:47:52,701 --> 00:47:55,901
and Ellen Ashley-Adams,
who publishes the parish magazine.

631
00:47:55,901 --> 00:47:58,701
Between them they're
more than capable of putting

632
00:47:58,701 --> 00:48:02,101
the frighteners
on half the Home Counties.

633
00:48:02,101 --> 00:48:05,021
♪ With a spooky little boy like you
Oh oh oh

634
00:48:07,021 --> 00:48:08,941
♪ Spooky ah

635
00:48:08,941 --> 00:48:11,861
♪ Oh, ah-oh, ah-oh, ah-oh

636
00:48:11,861 --> 00:48:13,741
♪ Wah-hah, oh wah-hah... ♪

637
00:48:13,741 --> 00:48:15,461
From your own garden?

638
00:48:15,461 --> 00:48:16,741
Bless you!

639
00:48:16,741 --> 00:48:20,181
Delia, this wouldn't be more of
your scrummy home-made honey?

640
00:48:20,181 --> 00:48:22,541
That should keep you
going for a while.

641
00:48:22,541 --> 00:48:25,621
And what have you got for me, Ellen,
gold, frankincense or myrrh?

642
00:48:25,621 --> 00:48:27,821
It's a sturdy one, so be warned!

643
00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:30,941
I'll be happy to make this
disappear! Ladies, you spoil me.

644
00:48:33,941 --> 00:48:38,941
♪ If you decide someday to stop
this little game that you are playing

645
00:48:38,941 --> 00:48:44,821
♪ I'm gonna tell you all the things
my heart's been a-dying to be saying

646
00:48:46,461 --> 00:48:49,861
♪ Just like a ghost
You've been a-haunting my dreams

647
00:48:49,861 --> 00:48:52,621
♪ But now I know
You're not what you seem

648
00:48:52,621 --> 00:48:56,981
♪ Love is kinda crazy with
a spooky little boy like you

649
00:48:56,981 --> 00:49:01,261
♪ Spooky little boy like you

650
00:49:01,261 --> 00:49:04,381
♪ Spooky little boy like you

651
00:49:04,381 --> 00:49:06,381
♪ A spooky little boy like you. ♪

652
00:49:53,461 --> 00:49:54,701
Oh!

653
00:50:00,261 --> 00:50:02,581
Oh!

654
00:50:19,301 --> 00:50:21,621
Did you have to?

655
00:50:21,621 --> 00:50:23,581
It was just a bit of fun.

656
00:50:23,581 --> 00:50:25,581
Where are we going now?

657
00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,061
Oh, listen!

658
00:50:53,061 --> 00:50:55,381
St Saviour's...

659
00:50:55,381 --> 00:50:57,381
This is where they were buried!

660
00:50:57,381 --> 00:51:00,381
I'm sure I read that, on one
of those cuttings in his room!

661
00:51:00,381 --> 00:51:01,541
Futrelle and his wife.

662
00:51:01,541 --> 00:51:04,861
In this great big family crypt,
under the church.

663
00:51:04,861 --> 00:51:10,421
So? So? They were up to something
in there, weren't they, just now?

664
00:51:10,421 --> 00:51:12,261
Come on and shift yourself!

665
00:51:29,181 --> 00:51:33,461
I suppose it would be too much
to ask what the hell we're
expected to find down here.

666
00:51:33,461 --> 00:51:37,981
I dunno, you hear people talk about,
"taking their secrets to the grave".

667
00:51:37,981 --> 00:51:45,701
I just get an idea sometimes,
I have to run with it.

668
00:51:49,621 --> 00:51:51,621
Ah-ha!

669
00:51:51,621 --> 00:51:57,541
Hic conubium Jacques Futrelle et
Theodora Futrelle in pace semper.

670
00:51:57,541 --> 00:52:00,061
I suppose you can make sense
of all this stuff?

671
00:52:00,061 --> 00:52:02,941
Oh, why, did you not do Latin
at school? You surprise me.

672
00:52:21,381 --> 00:52:23,381
What are you doing?

673
00:52:23,381 --> 00:52:26,341
Thought we could have a quick
decko inside. A quick decko?

674
00:52:26,341 --> 00:52:28,141
Have you no respect for the dead?

675
00:52:28,141 --> 00:52:30,981
This is tantamount to desecration,

676
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:34,461
Yes, and what would you say if we
opened this up and found a body?

677
00:52:34,461 --> 00:52:38,021
I'd say it was pretty bloody likely!
You know what I mean!

678
00:52:38,021 --> 00:52:42,181
I mean, we still don't know, do we,
whether she's alive or dead?

679
00:52:42,181 --> 00:52:45,021
Either way,
she's gotta be somewhere.

680
00:52:45,021 --> 00:52:47,341
What's it mean,
all this stuff, anyway?

681
00:52:47,341 --> 00:52:50,181
They didn't ever think of
writing in English, these people.

682
00:52:50,181 --> 00:52:52,541
Ah, OK, here we go.
Cop hold of this for a sec.

683
00:52:54,461 --> 00:52:55,661
Oh!

684
00:52:55,661 --> 00:52:58,541
No profanities, please.
Remember where you are.

685
00:53:05,781 --> 00:53:07,421
OK. Let's try the other one.

686
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:16,421
What's the point of
learning Latin, anyway?

687
00:53:16,421 --> 00:53:20,061
I had quite enough rubbish drummed
into me at school as it was.

688
00:53:20,061 --> 00:53:22,221
Archimedes' Principle, and...

689
00:53:22,221 --> 00:53:24,541
Who was that other one,
with the triangles?

690
00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:26,981
Pythagoras. Yes.

691
00:53:26,981 --> 00:53:31,461
I don't know where I'd be today
without knowing what
a hypotenuse was.

692
00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:33,781
I operate on instinct
and adrenaline

693
00:53:33,781 --> 00:53:36,781
and I don't have a lot of time
for intellectual snobbery,

694
00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:37,821
so...oh...

695
00:53:39,581 --> 00:53:42,461
Grudgingly, though,
I suppose you're right,

696
00:53:42,461 --> 00:53:47,061
this is gonna be a complete
dead end. Or, on the contrary,

697
00:53:47,061 --> 00:53:50,541
does it advance our thinking,
in one very key respect?

698
00:53:52,301 --> 00:53:56,141
Ego recubo hic praeter dilectam...

699
00:53:56,141 --> 00:54:00,421
Here I lie, with my...beloved,
I presume that is?

700
00:54:00,421 --> 00:54:02,021
Written in the first person,

701
00:54:02,021 --> 00:54:05,261
so we can assume it was
his choice of inscription.

702
00:54:05,261 --> 00:54:09,901
How tempting is it, to think that
a man with a fondness for Latin,

703
00:54:09,901 --> 00:54:13,621
when scribbling a note to himself
on that Reichstag cutting,

704
00:54:13,621 --> 00:54:18,341
"Felix dies." was actually writing,

705
00:54:18,341 --> 00:54:20,541
"Felix di-es..."

706
00:54:20,541 --> 00:54:22,381
Meaning what?

707
00:54:22,381 --> 00:54:25,381
Meaning, I think it's safe to say,
that anyone who sees

708
00:54:25,381 --> 00:54:30,341
the pivotal moment in Hitler's
rise to power as a, "happy day"

709
00:54:30,341 --> 00:54:35,701
will probably have other issues
with a man called Eli Mencken.

710
00:54:35,701 --> 00:54:37,701
What, you're s...

711
00:54:37,701 --> 00:54:40,941
You think he was some kind of
Nazi sympathiser?

712
00:54:40,941 --> 00:54:45,501
Which pretty much kicks our theory
of a "collaboration" into touch.

713
00:54:45,501 --> 00:54:49,541
And very probably suggests
something far more sinister,

714
00:54:49,541 --> 00:54:53,141
and far more impenetrable.

715
00:54:53,141 --> 00:54:56,941
Somehow or other,
Futrelle rigged up that room,

716
00:54:56,941 --> 00:55:01,221
to dispose of a man
he'd loathed and detested.

717
00:55:01,221 --> 00:55:04,821
And people have gone on dying
there, in the same way, ever since.

718
00:56:08,261 --> 00:56:11,141
Sorry, Jo! So sorry
I can't be there tonight.

719
00:56:11,141 --> 00:56:13,341
As you can see, still
in bloody La-La Land!

720
00:56:13,341 --> 00:56:17,581
Guy from Sony's ten-year-old
got meningitis, so I've had
to completely reschedule.

721
00:56:17,581 --> 00:56:19,981
Anyway, how's the magic show?
Is it a good one?

722
00:56:19,981 --> 00:56:23,061
Yeah, it's all been happening this
end, I'll tell you when I see you.

723
00:56:23,061 --> 00:56:25,901
Gotta split now, anyway,
but be good, won't you!

724
00:56:25,901 --> 00:56:28,701
your arse back here pronto,

725
00:56:28,701 --> 00:56:30,181
cos I miss you! Love you! Bye!

726
00:56:32,141 --> 00:56:37,381
Guys!? And it's so hard,
always, isn't it?

727
00:56:37,381 --> 00:56:40,261
To know how you feel about them.

728
00:56:40,261 --> 00:56:44,181
This one, fortunately,
ticks all the boxes.

729
00:56:44,181 --> 00:56:47,301
Literally, actually, cos...

730
00:56:47,301 --> 00:56:53,301
Last month's Marie Claire,
he scored a big fat 89%, didn't he?

731
00:56:53,301 --> 00:56:57,301
"Cancel all other wedding plans, you
have found the love of your life!"

732
00:56:57,301 --> 00:56:59,781
So phew, was that a relief!

733
00:57:02,821 --> 00:57:05,701
You sure you don't want
to stretch your legs?

734
00:57:05,701 --> 00:57:08,781
State of my back today,
I may never stand up again.

735
00:57:08,781 --> 00:57:10,381
Ruddy spare wheels!

736
00:57:10,381 --> 00:57:13,181
I shall have a long, hot bath
when I get back tonight,

737
00:57:13,181 --> 00:57:14,941
that usually sorts it...ah!

738
00:57:14,941 --> 00:57:16,781
Oh, hang on! I forgot the peanuts.

739
00:57:49,901 --> 00:57:50,861
Who is this?

740
00:57:51,941 --> 00:57:53,461
What's going on?

741
00:58:05,501 --> 00:58:08,661
You're great, you're really
brilliant, mate. Thanks, bye.

742
00:58:10,861 --> 00:58:13,861
No Elodie? She went back inside

743
00:58:13,861 --> 00:58:16,621
for a costume or something.

744
00:58:18,981 --> 00:58:20,541
That was 20 minutes ago.

745
00:58:47,461 --> 00:58:50,661
"The following instructions
will be carried out precisely,

746
00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:56,341
"to ensure your loved one's life.
Failure to comply, in any respect,

747
00:58:56,341 --> 00:58:58,221
"will ensure her death."

748
00:59:00,141 --> 00:59:01,621
How much?

749
00:59:03,221 --> 00:59:04,901
100,000.

750
00:59:04,901 --> 00:59:06,741
In cash.

751
00:59:06,741 --> 00:59:11,341
11 hours! I can't believe we've
all been sitting here like zombies.

752
00:59:11,341 --> 00:59:14,461
Don't we think the police might
have something to say about this?

753
00:59:14,461 --> 00:59:16,061
A woman has been kidnapped!

754
00:59:16,061 --> 00:59:18,861
And how serious they are,
and how trigger-happy,

755
00:59:18,861 --> 00:59:21,381
we'll find out, Glenn,
won't we, soon enough?

756
00:59:23,061 --> 00:59:25,421
The money can be arranged.

757
00:59:26,981 --> 00:59:28,901
It has to be arranged.

758
00:59:28,901 --> 00:59:31,021
Look, we need to think
about this, don't we?

759
00:59:31,021 --> 00:59:33,861
Whoever's done this thing,
what guarantee do we have

760
00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:37,021
And what choices do we have?

761
00:59:37,021 --> 00:59:38,461
We have one choice.

762
00:59:38,461 --> 00:59:43,101
To do everything that's asked
of us here, by these people,

763
00:59:43,101 --> 00:59:45,821
by our consciences.

764
00:59:45,821 --> 00:59:50,141
A human being's life is
not ours to put a price on.

765
00:59:50,141 --> 00:59:52,621
Though God knows,
we never seem to learn that.

766
00:59:55,101 --> 00:59:56,701
So, where, and when?

767
01:00:00,461 --> 01:00:05,901
"12 noon tomorrow. At the crossroads
of Carters Lane and Blackthorn Way.

768
01:00:09,141 --> 01:00:14,061
"You will place the bag inside
the seat of an abandoned armchair,

769
01:00:17,341 --> 01:00:20,981
"then back off half a mile
to the footpath sign

770
01:00:20,981 --> 01:00:23,101
"at the edge of Powdrill's Farm.

771
01:00:23,101 --> 01:00:25,021
"You will see a vehicle arrive.

772
01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:26,861
"Do not attempt to approach.

773
01:00:26,861 --> 01:00:29,501
"If all conditions have been met,

774
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:33,221
"your friend will then be
returned to you, alive."

775
01:00:36,181 --> 01:00:37,261
12.15.

776
01:00:42,181 --> 01:00:44,261
I need some air.

777
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,640
So, my father was
a murdering Anti-Semite,

778
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:05,920
directly or indirectly responsible
for eight people's deaths.

779
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,560
You won't say it, so I will.

780
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:12,720
Based on what evidence exactly?
That you've found so far.

781
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:17,160
Nothing that would ever stand up
in court, Mrs Gessler,

782
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,920
but you must be aware that back then
the vast majority of these people

783
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,240
who passed themselves
off as spiritualists

784
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:26,440
were nothing more
than magicians themselves.

785
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:30,520
And the tricks and illusions
they cooked up, to fool people,

786
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:35,600
were so ingenious, usually...
they got away with murder.

787
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,640
Maybe...in this case...

788
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:43,840
I dunno...

789
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:47,920
You seem to have a more
open mind about it all.

790
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,360
Born of religious conviction?

791
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,680
Faith, Jonathan,

792
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:59,080
or fear, I'm not sure which.

793
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,040
The more I go through life,

794
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:04,880
the more questions it throws up
and fewer answers.

795
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,800
Of course, I've had plenty
of time to reflect

796
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,640
on what happened that day.
What I remember of it, but...

797
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:17,040
One thing that's always
lodged in my mind...

798
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:21,240
and you wonder, I suppose,
eventually, whether you
just imagined it, but...

799
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,720
As they were all standing there,
chattering away,

800
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,960
trying to make sense of it all,

801
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,160
he bent down

802
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,800
and picked up what looked
like a small pebble

803
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:37,480
or stone from the floor
and put it in his pocket

804
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:41,520
in a...very private way, as if...

805
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:44,600
I mean, he obviously
thought no-one had noticed.

806
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:51,200
Did that make him a killer?

807
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,800
You tell me.

808
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,880
There are certain moments,
aren't there,

809
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,760
when you just suddenly stop...

810
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,560
..and look around and think,

811
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:07,960
"How the hell did I get
to this point in my life?"

812
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,960
Standing here, on a ransom drop,

813
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:14,080
waiting for the woman I love
to be bundled into a ditch -

814
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,680
if we're lucky.

815
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:22,680
When I first met her, she was
performing a trapeze act in Prague

816
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:25,200
quite brilliantly.

817
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:28,160
I mean, truly astonishing,

818
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,600
the skeletal dexterity,
what she could do with her body.

819
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,200
I'd never met anyone like her.

820
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,120
And so... Do I see a link
here with your friend?

821
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,720
Well, you just wonder...
How many more young women

822
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:42,960
will suddenly go missing
before we're finished?

823
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,520
Wow. You must be...
Some kind of mind-reader.

824
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:49,440
Sorry...professional reflex,
I wasn't trying to...

825
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:53,280
Back in the car!

826
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,600
Sorry, are these making
your eyes water?

827
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:03,160
Just enough to douse
the fire in my heart.

828
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,840
But here's to re-kindling.

829
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:06,280
Cheers.

830
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:21,960
I have to go. Give me a kiss.

831
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,040
Hey! Now, listen -
just you put her down.

832
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:31,240
I'm saying goodbye to flat-mate,
you have problem with that?

833
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,120
You wanna watch it
with him, Lenny!

834
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,320
He's the magic man,
he could do anything!

835
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:39,360
Fire that gun in his face,
he'll just catch the bullets
in his teeth, I've seen him!

836
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:41,960
Yes, well, let's not get...
carried away here...

837
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,040
I mean, we don't wanna waste
the guy's ammunition.

838
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,280
I have to go.

839
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:54,280
And you, you great useless sack
of shit... You look after her.

840
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:57,840
Because if you break her heart, I
come round and I'll break your legs.

841
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,040
Oh, he's all talk, don't worry.

842
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:07,680
Anyway, what time's this friend
of yours coming? I better
get a move on.

843
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:12,640
I hope you're not gonna
just spend tonight

844
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,320
fretting about all this other stuff?

845
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:21,840
She wants to run around
solving murders and kidnappings

846
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,320
to stick on her silly website...

847
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,880
..just let her get on with it.
It's not your problem, is it?

848
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:32,720
And will you not keep tidying up
after me all the while?

849
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:37,920
God, I read an article the other
day, said that's a classic sign
of being spiritually repressed.

850
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,120
So just try and chill out.
And let's enjoy ourselves tonight.

851
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:42,680
Yes, I'll try and enjoy myself

852
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:46,280
with a woman who's spent her working
life bent over a coffee table.

853
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,880
Whose idea of a deep relationship...
PHONE RINGS

854
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,960
..is a man with a 12 inch...
Hello?

855
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:55,600
Yes, I am, actually, kind of busy.
Where are you?

856
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,400
I'm outside the theatre,

857
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,360
watching him load up the truck.

858
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,560
You know, his roadie guy, Glenn,
we're not at all sure about.

859
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,280
Props and cabinets and stuff.

860
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:07,320
Apparently, I've just found out,
they're all stored away in

861
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:10,320
this big warehouse, in the East End.
Away from prying eyes.

862
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,880
Dunno, it's just got,
"secret hiding place"

863
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,240
written all over it,
don't you think?

864
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:19,120
Um...no, I can't possibly,
not tonight.

865
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,080
Cos we're just on our way out, so...

866
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:24,040
Yes, well, fine,
thanks, whatever. Bye!

867
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,080
Have fun!

868
01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:57,640
Thanks, Glenn. Just chuck it
over here, would you?

869
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:00,480
We're going to need to get
the whole flying rig boxed up

870
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:03,320
and flown out by Friday, so...
Yeah. No problem.

871
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:06,840
Oh, hello! Come in. Hi. Nicola!

872
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:09,440
Hi, Candy.

873
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:11,720
If you want to just
dump your coat in there,

874
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,400
I'll go and see to the food.

875
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,600
Something smells delicious,
what is it?

876
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,000
Putenesca sauce...

877
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,040
Will you bless her heart, Jonathan,

878
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,320
she actually believes
I have magic powers!

879
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:24,000
Can you imagine the attraction
that gives me in the bedroom?

880
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,600
It's a passport to paradise.

881
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,200
Not that anyone could accuse
you of short-termism.

882
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:32,640
And what happens when she finds out
the whole act is one big fake,
from start to finish?

883
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,200
What's to find out?
I got enough tricks and angles

884
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:36,920
to keep this alive for as long...

885
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,640
POP!
Oh, God, no!

886
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:43,840
My God!
Will you look at that? It's OK!

887
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:46,040
Don't worry,
it has done this before.

888
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:49,320
It's like, when the elasticity
or something, it just suddenly

889
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,960
goes in the implant
and it all just collapses.

890
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,360
Means I'll have to go back

891
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,000
and see that bloody surgeon
again in the morning.

892
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,160
Anyway, help yourself
to bread rolls.

893
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:12,480
Thanks, Glenn. That's everything.
You just head off.

894
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:14,600
I've got a few things
I need to sort out.

895
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,760
Oh!

896
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:30,680
Ugh. Oh.

897
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,520
Enjoying it? Is it a grape?

898
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:38,200
Mmm, got grapes in it, that one.
They're supposed to be in there.

899
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,160
That tastes a lot like
pickled onion.

900
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,920
It's delicious. Very nice.

901
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,160
There's a little deli store
in the market

902
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:47,400
just round the corner from here.
I've been going there years.

903
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:51,520
You just need to take it out of
the fridge for a couple of hours...

904
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,120
Mmmm. Uh-huh.

905
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:55,120
Oh...d'you mind?

906
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,600
I think that's me...

907
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,120
No worries.

908
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:03,440
And, um...would you
excuse me a second?

909
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,240
Can you believe she had the nerve
to pass them off like that,

910
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:14,760
as the genuine article?!

911
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:19,240
All that time, she just let me
go on believing that that
was nature's own handiwork!

912
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,760
the irony, can you?

913
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,400
I give up.

914
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:28,280
Oh, God... What the hell's she g...

915
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,480
Sorry...um...

916
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:37,520
This does actually sound serious...

917
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:18,960
Jonathan?

918
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:35,680
Two hours! Folded up in here
like a penknife! Ow!

919
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:38,080
He'll be miles away by now!

920
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:39,560
Hopefully!

921
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:46,400
Well, of course!

922
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:47,880
But I'm telling you...

923
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:57,480
God, oh, God, oh, God!

924
01:16:57,480 --> 01:17:01,160
Can we just get
out of here? Please!

925
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:42,240
So, how long will they
keep him, d'you think?

926
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:44,400
They've got bugger all evidence.

927
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:47,080
still there, all that while.

928
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:49,960
It's like he's one step ahead
of us, all the time.

929
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:53,520
And that whole kidnap thing
obviously was a complete fiddle.

930
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:57,080
So he set it all up himself, do
we think? As a cover for murder?

931
01:18:57,080 --> 01:19:00,840
So it would seem.

932
01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:05,080
And how wrong was I
about him then, in the end?

933
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:07,440
Mmm.

934
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:10,520
More wrong, possibly,
than we might have imagined.

935
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:12,120
Have you not worked out yet,

936
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:14,480
what the two of them
were doing in that church?

937
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:40,160
Of all the mistakes that
I've made in my life,

938
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,920
I'm not sure I'll ever come
to terms with this one.

939
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:47,800
That I underestimated Lance Gessler,

940
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,160
and what he was capable of.

941
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:54,720
Cos am I right in thinking
you and Elodie...?

942
01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:58,720
The two of them...

943
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:01,720
God knows when all that began
to lose its lustre, but...

944
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:06,560
And what was weird, it took
this whole thing with Mina

945
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:07,840
to bring it home to us.

946
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:10,080
How serious we were about each other.

947
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,920
No. No. You're absolutely right.

948
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:17,600
It's was like, the way was clear now
to make a life for ourselves.

949
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:22,280
I just can't take it any more.
This house, her, everything....

950
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,440
Of course, when she told him,
that was it. ..it's suffocating me.

951
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:28,560
The thing is for some time...
She gave him three weeks' notice.

952
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:31,040
She was out of his act,
out of his life.

953
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:34,440
..I mean, you'll find a way
to cope, somehow, won't you?

954
01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:36,280
You always do.

955
01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:40,520
And when all this kidnap
stuff happened,

956
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,280
I mean, what else am I gonna think?

957
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:45,600
Cos that is how clever he was.

958
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:50,120
I just thought if I said
anything at that stage,

959
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:53,800
I dunno, I might have
compromised her safety.

960
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,280
And now!

961
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:04,320
For God's sake, what kind of shit
is going on round here?

962
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:07,680
And I thought that was your
department, explaining it all.

963
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:14,000
I tell you, if I ever wake up one day
and find all of this was real...

964
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,600
God help us all. Jonathan?

965
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:19,480
You're staring at a ladder.

966
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:22,560
No, you're staring at a ladder.

967
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:24,520
I'm staring at a hypotenuse.

968
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:29,480
Which does just make you wonder...

969
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,960
And did this...just...

970
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:38,560
Sorry?

971
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:42,440
Oh, yeah. Third one this week.

972
01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:46,200
It's like they've got a kind of
death wish or something, round here.

973
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:50,440
Anyway, I suppose I'd better

974
01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:53,040
get on or go mad.

975
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,320
Look. Radical proposal.

976
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:58,320
Cos I have had a right
basinful of all this now.

977
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:01,600
It seems to me the only way we're
gonna find out what's going on

978
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:05,280
in that room is to tough it out
for ourselves. What do you reckon?

979
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:07,280
Hmm?

980
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:09,880
That's if you can bear
the thought, Jonathan,

981
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:11,560
of spending the night with me.

982
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:18,200
I mean, we wouldn't go the whole
hog, with padlocks and everything,

983
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,600
it's just...

984
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,160
Yes...well, whatever
you feel you need to do.

985
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:25,280
Um...

986
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:28,280
What I saw last night,
in that warehouse,

987
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:32,400
I know must be very hard
for you to...

988
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:38,080
What we see, and what we think
we see, aren't always the same,

989
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,600
are they?

990
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:44,240
I just pray to God, when the dust
has settled in due course,

991
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:48,080
we'll find out this has all been
some dreadful, ghastly mistake.

992
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:17,080
So, here we go, then.

993
01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:20,560
I mean, it is all bollocks.
We know that, obviously, so...

994
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:23,440
But then of course,
that's what Mina thought.

995
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:31,760
Amazing to think he just spent
his whole life here.

996
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,160
Is that what they said?

997
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:39,240
In Edwardian times,
this mad relative character.

998
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:43,120
It makes you think.

999
01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:46,440
I dunno, what is it
about being in this room,

1000
01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:49,760
that really gives you the willi...
What are you doing?

1001
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:52,480
What do you mean?
That's a bit previous, isn't it?

1002
01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:55,840
I thought the idea was that we
were just gonna sit it out, and...

1003
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:59,360
And what? It's half past 11,

1004
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:01,560
I've had a lot of
late nights this week.

1005
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:05,280
And surely the whole point
is that we just do what
everyone else has done.

1006
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:08,360
Get undressed,
go to bed, go to sleep.

1007
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:11,520
And unwittingly surrender
to whatever nameless horrors

1008
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:14,760
lie dormant here in The Nightmare
Room. What are your plans?

1009
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:18,120
Are you going to stand there like
Hannibal Lecter all night or wha..?

1010
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:22,520
What? No, I noticed that before.

1011
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:25,640
You put any pressure
on this mattress...

1012
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:30,520
..a sort of vent seems to open,
in the canopy...

1013
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:36,320
..that seems to be full of
dead flies...

1014
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:38,320
Great.

1015
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:04,880
And what do we make of our friend
on the wall, while we're at it?

1016
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,720
Man with pipe in mouth.

1017
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:13,120
I dunno. It's like,
whenever she looks at it...

1018
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:16,000
And all that creepy talk,
about history

1019
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,760
and the value
we put on human life...

1020
01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:24,160
You just get a feeling of some

1021
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:29,080
dark and sinister part it's played,
at some point in her li...

1022
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:34,760
Hello?
Yeah, just a quick one, treasure!

1023
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:38,280
If I say Big Apple and gridlock,
you'll know where I'm coming from!

1024
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:41,000
Can you believe I'm running
eight meetings behind?!

1025
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:44,080
I don't think I'll get much change
here out of another week!

1026
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:47,320
Love to natter, but...I'll give
you a bell maybe on Tuesday!

1027
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:50,520
Yeah, OK, Alec. Look after yourself.

1028
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:57,880
I mean, bottom line,
what's your reckoning?

1029
01:25:57,880 --> 01:25:59,680
D'you think he...

1030
01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:01,400
..really exists, or...

1031
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:04,920
As scary as it sounds,

1032
01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:06,520
I'm afraid I do.

1033
01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:11,480
There's too much frightening
evidence we can't ignore.

1034
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:15,040
There's no question,
he exists all right.

1035
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:17,000
You serious?

1036
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:20,400
You really think there's a ghost?

1037
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:21,520
Hmm?

1038
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:24,960
Oh...sorry, I thought we were
talking about Max Headroom there,

1039
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:26,400
on the phone.

1040
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:29,320
You ever actually seen him in
the flesh, that bloke, or...

1041
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,760
Ghost-wise,

1042
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:36,640
I don't think there's any question,

1043
01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:39,280
our friend Mr Futrelle

1044
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:41,760
laid a trap in this room,

1045
01:26:43,360 --> 01:26:46,880
designed to fuel and
perpetuate the superstition

1046
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:49,680
that kept him in business
all his life.

1047
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:55,800
This afternoon,

1048
01:26:55,800 --> 01:27:00,280
I did get a slight glimmer
of...something...

1049
01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:06,560
So I suppose all
we can do now is just sit tight,

1050
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:10,040
and try and keep our wits about us.

1051
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,320
Jonathan?

1052
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:33,480
Jonathan?!

1053
01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:36,200
Jonathan!

1054
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:39,880
What happened? Oh, God!

1055
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:43,960
You OK?

1056
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:45,480
Yes.

1057
01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:49,600
Just...panic attack...like I...

1058
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:52,320
I couldn't breathe there
for a minute, I was just..

1059
01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:55,920
Oh, my God!

1060
01:27:57,560 --> 01:27:59,440
What?

1061
01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:01,200
No, I...

1062
01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:04,120
I was just remembering
what she said to us tonight.

1063
01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:06,600
"What we see,
and what we think we see."

1064
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:13,520
Obviously, you see someone
cutting into someone's neck, but,

1065
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:20,120
I mean, what if, with all that
gasping, she was actually choking,

1066
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:24,800
and he comes along,
and the only way he can
try and free her up to save her...

1067
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:29,640
The old emergency tracheotomy.

1068
01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:32,680
Cos by that time,
it'd all be too late, but...

1069
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:37,280
And of course the reason
he doesn't say anything...

1070
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:41,240
Whoever did it could be
someone he wants to protect.

1071
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:04,760
What's that they say?
"A watched pot never boils."

1072
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:10,360
I know,

1073
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:12,880
but I will certainly
be glad to get out of...

1074
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:15,960
Aah! Oh, God!

1075
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:18,880
This bloody bed!

1076
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:21,200
That has done my back in
for good now.

1077
01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:23,680
What the hell did you
make me lie down for!

1078
01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:27,640
On this lumpy, moth-eaten old pile
of... Can you get down the stairs?

1079
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:29,800
Stairs? I can barely walk.

1080
01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:34,600
Drugs is what I need,
maximum strength. OK. Oh, my God!

1081
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:50,680
So what's been happening? You're
not telling me the two of you just...

1082
01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:53,120
Oh, yeah. We gave it our
best shot, I'm afraid,

1083
01:29:53,120 --> 01:30:00,360
but obviously somewhere along
the line, something was different.

1084
01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:02,880
What the hell was it?

1085
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,680
That dead bird, in the wheelbarrow...

1086
01:30:09,680 --> 01:30:13,480
Sorry? No, it's just...when
that other one hit the window,

1087
01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:17,360
the first day we were up there,
a few minutes later I saw it,

1088
01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:20,120
or I thought I did,
sticking out the roof.

1089
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:23,840
Exactly where you'd expect to
find it, just below the attic.

1090
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:30,360
Which pretty much killed off
a little hypothesis I had

1091
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:32,440
before I had a chance to get going.

1092
01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:34,440
That the room we'd been standing in

1093
01:30:34,440 --> 01:30:39,280
was not the same one as we're
looking at now, on top of the house.

1094
01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:42,720
But then, what you said
yesterday, obviously

1095
01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:45,120
opened the whole thing up again.

1096
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:49,120
That bird could've been up there
for days, it didn't prove anything.

1097
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:52,400
Which meant that maybe it
wasn't such a mad idea after all.

1098
01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:55,840
Bearing in mind
the size of the place,

1099
01:30:55,840 --> 01:30:58,200
and the fact you're going
up a spiral staircase,

1100
01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:01,200
by the time you get to the top
you could be almost anywhere.

1101
01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:04,120
We just take it as read
that it's an attic

1102
01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:06,400
because of the small
pitched ceiling but...

1103
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,520
..that room could
easily be on another level

1104
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:13,480
with a small angled ceiling

1105
01:31:13,480 --> 01:31:15,360
or a "hypotenuse"

1106
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:18,400
deliberately built in,
to suggest a roof.

1107
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:20,640
I mean, no-one'd be any the wiser.

1108
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:28,280
Either way, it's still the same
room, where it all happened.

1109
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:32,640
How does that solve anything?
It doesn't, that's the problem.

1110
01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:36,120
All it does mean is we can no
longer be sure what's underneath.

1111
01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:39,800
Certainly not that bedroom she slept
in I looked round the other day.

1112
01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:43,400
Oh, that's what I
came down here for...

1113
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:45,960
industrial-strength pain killers
for her back.

1114
01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:48,440
Oh, right. Yeah,
I'm sure I can dig something up.

1115
01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:52,080
Otherwise she'll never get down
from there. Unless she's decided...

1116
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:02,280
..when I get back tonight,
that usually sorts it out...

1117
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:03,880
Oh...

1118
01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:07,040
Oh, if that's it!

1119
01:32:07,040 --> 01:32:09,920
Cos that small stone he picked
up could've easily been

1120
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:12,200
not a stone at all...

1121
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:15,800
Cos that's what they all did, not
in the night, but in the morning.

1122
01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:21,680
They all took a bath. Oh, shit!

1123
01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:36,920
In the name of God.
Where is she, can you see her?

1124
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:38,560
Joey!

1125
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:42,480
Joey! It's closing. Coming up again.

1126
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:45,000
Wedge it. Wedge it. Do something!

1127
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,960
Joey! Just grab her arm!

1128
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:51,480
I've got you. I've got you! OK. OK.

1129
01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:55,360
SHE SOBS
It's all right.

1130
01:33:55,360 --> 01:33:57,360
It's all right.

1131
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:11,480
I think we all knew the house
contained some pretty dark secrets.

1132
01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:14,400
Maybe not as dark as that.

1133
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:19,360
Basically a fairly massive,
concealed water tank,

1134
01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:22,960
underneath an attic that's
not where we thought it was.

1135
01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:30,040
Stairs to the real one, God knows.

1136
01:34:30,040 --> 01:34:33,360
Blocked up probably,
a long time ago.

1137
01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:35,080
And beneath the bath,

1138
01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:39,360
a very efficient rig of pulleys
and counter-weights -

1139
01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:42,880
pressure-sensitive, we can assume,
that respond to the weight

1140
01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:47,640
of a body by tipping it out,
and then closing up again.

1141
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:52,440
You feel the Hoover Dam was an
engineering breeze next to that one,

1142
01:34:52,440 --> 01:34:56,760
but, as you know well enough, that's
the very reason these things work.

1143
01:34:56,760 --> 01:35:00,480
There's a level of artifice that
common sense just won't tolerate.

1144
01:35:00,480 --> 01:35:04,760
Something so enduring and elaborate,

1145
01:35:04,760 --> 01:35:08,160
suddenly demonic possession
sounds a lot more plausible.

1146
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:15,600
That gooey "ectoplasm", it's fairly
safe to say, was pre-set,

1147
01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:19,240
to drip all over Mencken as
he lay in the bed that night.

1148
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:23,120
Just to make doubly sure he'll
want to freshen up in the morning.

1149
01:35:26,480 --> 01:35:29,360
The fact that it's now
harbouring dead insects

1150
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:32,600
may well have had a similar
effect on your friend.

1151
01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:36,320
I don't know how she felt
about spiders at all.

1152
01:35:54,320 --> 01:35:59,320
And it was a piece of soap
he didn't want us to see.

1153
01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:02,120
Flew across the floor, you think?

1154
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:04,320
When he went under.

1155
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:07,560
Of course, history doesn't record
the fate of all the people

1156
01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:10,760
who spent the night there
and didn't take a bath.

1157
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:13,560
Mythology works best
when it's selective.

1158
01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:17,360
Yes, well, we see
the light now, at least,

1159
01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:19,200
on so many things this morning.

1160
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:22,240
That strange affair
in the warehouse,

1161
01:36:22,240 --> 01:36:24,920
which I'm sure was
an honest mistake at the time.

1162
01:36:24,920 --> 01:36:28,040
Sorry, what d'you mean, mistake?
I told you...

1163
01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:31,320
No, forgive me.
We know now, it was a mistake.

1164
01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:34,480
The police rang me
earlier, to confirm.

1165
01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:37,760
Lance couldn't possibly have
murdered Elodie, as you claim,

1166
01:36:37,760 --> 01:36:41,400
because they've just received
a video that quite clearly

1167
01:36:41,400 --> 01:36:44,920
shows her alive and well,
at eight o'clock this morning.

1168
01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:11,800
Mr and Mrs Whey Cheng were filming
this little moment in the park,

1169
01:37:11,800 --> 01:37:17,200
at 8.13 this morning.
Time and date there, as you can see.

1170
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:39,600
Also, just here,

1171
01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:43,120
our local daily newspaper,
published only this morning.

1172
01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:52,680
Our two young tourists
apparently recognised her

1173
01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:56,320
from all the news coverage and
rang up the police straight away.

1174
01:37:57,880 --> 01:37:59,320
This is not possible.

1175
01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:03,800
I'm afraid it's not only possible,
it's irrefutable.

1176
01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:07,480
Wherever she is
and whatever she's up to...

1177
01:38:08,560 --> 01:38:11,680
..and whatever it was
you saw that night,

1178
01:38:11,680 --> 01:38:14,680
my son is innocent.

1179
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:20,320
OK! I am not too proud to admit,
I am now so out of my depth.

1180
01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:22,840
I mean, you were there!
That was not a trick!

1181
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:25,040
That woman could not
have been more dead!

1182
01:38:25,040 --> 01:38:27,440
Verified by a qualified
nurse for God's sake!

1183
01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:30,800
And now, a couple of days later,
here she is walking round a park,

1184
01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:34,600
after we all saw her
with her throat cut open?

1185
01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:42,160
There's ways you can stop a pulse
in your hand...thing Adam does,

1186
01:38:42,160 --> 01:38:45,440
by squeezing a tennis
ball under his arm, but this?

1187
01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:48,880
Certainly puts Lazarus in the shade.

1188
01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:54,600
Hang on, you
still got that newspaper?

1189
01:39:02,160 --> 01:39:04,680
Now that is curious.

1190
01:39:07,280 --> 01:39:09,960
And taken together with this,

1191
01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:12,960
that's almost conclusive.
Wouldn't you say?

1192
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:14,920
Would I?

1193
01:39:14,920 --> 01:39:18,240
You would if you knew
your David Hockney.

1194
01:39:18,240 --> 01:39:22,320
Because therein lies the
perfect, cryptic clue,

1195
01:39:22,320 --> 01:39:25,560
which if you cast your mind back,
through everything we've

1196
01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:29,440
seen and heard, these last few weeks,
points us in a very clear direction.

1197
01:39:29,440 --> 01:39:33,320
Towards the one person here capable
of pulling something like this off.

1198
01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:36,800
As daring a piece of magical
misdirection as you'll ever see.

1199
01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:41,400
Utterly amazing.

1200
01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:45,280
Right. Is this something you want
to share with me, at all, or...

1201
01:39:46,560 --> 01:39:50,880
Absolutely, but it might make sense
to get down the local nick ASAP.

1202
01:39:50,880 --> 01:39:54,560
Assuming our Mr Gessler will
shortly be released without charge,

1203
01:39:54,560 --> 01:39:58,200
and who knows, we might be able
to put this whole thing to bed.

1204
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:49,320
No, no!

1205
01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:09,480
You can cheat death on stage
every night, or appear to,

1206
01:43:09,480 --> 01:43:13,600
but what happened in that warehouse
was as real and sadistic

1207
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:18,120
and unequivocally final as it gets.

1208
01:43:18,120 --> 01:43:21,920
Lance Gessler murdered
Elodie that night,

1209
01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:25,200
as he'd always planned to,
after God knows what

1210
01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:29,480
taunting and suffering had gone on,
since he staged that phoney kidnap.

1211
01:43:29,480 --> 01:43:32,560
As tempting as our
little thought was,

1212
01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:36,640
about the emergency tracheotomy,
not sure it ever really had legs.

1213
01:43:38,400 --> 01:43:43,120
Somewhere, you imagine, behind that
facade of charm, was a gene that

1214
01:43:43,120 --> 01:43:47,600
drove him, like his grandfather,
to crush all opposition,

1215
01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:50,920
with ruthless ingenuity,

1216
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:56,240
and with a callous disregard for
anyone else he brought in to help.

1217
01:43:58,520 --> 01:44:02,200
Someone who might come along
and pick up that money, in the road.

1218
01:44:06,040 --> 01:44:09,720
And someone who, somehow,
managed to rig up a video,

1219
01:44:09,720 --> 01:44:11,320
that appeared to contradict

1220
01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:16,160
the evidence of three
independent witnesses.

1221
01:44:16,160 --> 01:44:19,360
Of course, he never expected to
be caught in the act like that.

1222
01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:23,680
That footage was always a part of a
carefully planned insurance policy.

1223
01:44:23,680 --> 01:44:27,520
A kidnap victim's caught on camera,
taking a quiet stroll in the park?

1224
01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:31,000
Even if she never turns up again,

1225
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:33,560
it'd be hard to put
a murder case together.

1226
01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:36,960
Maybe we'd all warm to the idea
that she'd faked it with Glenn,

1227
01:44:36,960 --> 01:44:39,480
so the two of them
could do a runner together.

1228
01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:43,040
But how was it done?

1229
01:44:44,640 --> 01:44:47,400
Grabbing a shot one morning
before she goes missing,

1230
01:44:47,400 --> 01:44:51,520
if you know where she's gonna be,
is easily arranged.

1231
01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:54,560
But how do we explain that
newspaper that was conveniently

1232
01:44:54,560 --> 01:44:56,240
being read in the background?

1233
01:44:56,240 --> 01:44:59,080
A daily paper, with up
to the minute news,

1234
01:44:59,080 --> 01:45:02,800
that couldn't even have existed
until first thing this morning.

1235
01:45:02,800 --> 01:45:05,160
Or could it?

1236
01:45:06,040 --> 01:45:09,240
Suppose you know exactly what's
going to be on the front page

1237
01:45:09,240 --> 01:45:12,640
of that paper more than
a week beforehand,

1238
01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:16,360
because you're the person
who's gonna design it.

1239
01:45:16,360 --> 01:45:19,640
Only question then is,
how could you possibly know

1240
01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:21,680
what the big story's
gonna be that day?

1241
01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:23,840
Answer -

1242
01:45:23,840 --> 01:45:26,560
because you're
gonna create it yourself.

1243
01:45:44,320 --> 01:45:48,800
A council meeting being
interrupted by a swarm of bees

1244
01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:50,680
wasn't too tricky to engineer...

1245
01:45:53,600 --> 01:45:57,000
..and not too tricky, once you
think back, to trace the culprit.

1246
01:45:57,000 --> 01:46:01,440
That's Lady Olga Cooper,
chairperson of the Round Table.

1247
01:46:01,440 --> 01:46:04,560
Delia Gunning,
our local newspaper editor...

1248
01:46:11,800 --> 01:46:15,880
Delia, this wouldn't be more
of your scrummy homemade honey?

1249
01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:29,800
Back page, of course,
less of a problem.

1250
01:46:29,800 --> 01:46:33,800
Local side's a dead cert to get
knocked out of a cup tie, but you'd

1251
01:46:33,800 --> 01:46:37,080
shoot an alternative, probably,
as a cutaway, just in case.

1252
01:46:37,080 --> 01:46:42,040
Thing, I suppose, that sealed it,
was that headline on page three.

1253
01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:46,320
Major new motorway that's gonna
devastate the local community?

1254
01:46:46,320 --> 01:46:48,880
Surely a more obvious choice
for a front page lead,

1255
01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:51,280
than the one that was
already locked in place?

1256
01:46:53,080 --> 01:46:57,200
Or in David Hockney's words...
A Bigger Splash?

1257
01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:02,800
I'm imagining your cast of bit
players, Japanese or otherwise,

1258
01:47:02,800 --> 01:47:05,760
would've been slipped a few
quid probably, to play ball?

1259
01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:10,040
"Bit players"...

1260
01:47:10,040 --> 01:47:11,520
Weren't we all?

1261
01:47:14,440 --> 01:47:17,520
He told me...he...

1262
01:47:17,520 --> 01:47:20,120
Loved you?

1263
01:47:20,120 --> 01:47:22,320
One of his finest illusions.

1264
01:47:23,600 --> 01:47:26,400
But she would have destroyed him.

1265
01:47:28,000 --> 01:47:30,320
They always do, women like that.

1266
01:47:32,920 --> 01:47:35,040
You think what she knew -

1267
01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:43,600
Everything that was sacred and
vital to his career, his life.

1268
01:47:45,960 --> 01:47:49,120
The way she'd betrayed him already,

1269
01:47:49,120 --> 01:47:51,000
the contempt she'd shown.

1270
01:47:53,520 --> 01:47:56,560
How could he have risked
that kind of exposure?

1271
01:47:58,880 --> 01:48:03,400
But then maybe if she wasn't
to be trusted, neither were you.

1272
01:48:05,280 --> 01:48:08,840
Collaborator in an abduction,
accessory to murder.

1273
01:48:08,840 --> 01:48:12,120
How much did you know?

1274
01:48:12,120 --> 01:48:16,280
Enough to warrant an unfortunate
"accident on the stairs"

1275
01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:17,800
when you got home.

1276
01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:38,880
What are you doing? Get off me!

1277
01:48:38,880 --> 01:48:41,040
Oh, oh, oh!

1278
01:49:07,320 --> 01:49:09,840
Oh dear God, forgive me.

1279
01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:53,280
I suppose you've heard.

1280
01:49:55,200 --> 01:49:57,160
How did SHE take it?

1281
01:50:09,360 --> 01:50:13,480
The one thing we can never
escape is our destiny.

1282
01:50:16,280 --> 01:50:20,280
However much I prayed this day
would never dawn,

1283
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:22,480
once the seeds have been sown...

1284
01:50:22,480 --> 01:50:24,680
The seeds?

1285
01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:28,760
Oh, look into my eyes.

1286
01:50:28,760 --> 01:50:31,160
You can't see?

1287
01:50:31,160 --> 01:50:34,760
The light of innocence
died there long ago.

1288
01:50:36,360 --> 01:50:39,720
This is all to do
with that painting.

1289
01:50:41,320 --> 01:50:44,760
You said something once about
rescuing it, from a fire.

1290
01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:50,840
It was 1965.

1291
01:50:52,440 --> 01:50:55,280
I was staying at a
relative's house, in Osnabruck.

1292
01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:05,880
They said it was a stray coal
or something, from the grate.

1293
01:52:21,560 --> 01:52:24,360
And still we continue, don't we?

1294
01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:26,080
To make that choice...

1295
01:52:28,120 --> 01:52:31,080
..between the present
and posterity.

1296
01:52:37,280 --> 01:52:40,160
I always knew, of course,
that God would punish me...

1297
01:52:42,040 --> 01:52:43,560
..but never like this.

1298
01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:51,240
I made him want it,
you see, so much.

1299
01:52:51,240 --> 01:52:55,080
Devoted my life to that dream,

1300
01:52:55,080 --> 01:52:59,040
that one day that he would
be the greatest showman on Earth.

1301
01:53:01,240 --> 01:53:03,680
Day by day,

1302
01:53:03,680 --> 01:53:07,080
I turned ambition

1303
01:53:07,080 --> 01:53:08,600
into obsession.

1304
01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:13,160
And never even noticed...

1305
01:53:16,320 --> 01:53:18,960
..his own mother...

1306
01:53:21,280 --> 01:53:23,600
..I'd given birth to a monster.

1307
01:54:53,840 --> 01:54:56,440
So, a certain surreal symmetry,
you'd have to say,

1308
01:54:56,440 --> 01:54:58,000
prevailed there in the end.

1309
01:54:58,000 --> 01:55:00,000
Man with pipe in mouth?

1310
01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:02,520
Cos by then, I guess,
he had nowhere to hide.

1311
01:55:02,520 --> 01:55:05,120
Magicians. Don't even go there.

1312
01:55:05,120 --> 01:55:07,440
Yes, just waiting for
our friends to arrive,

1313
01:55:07,440 --> 01:55:08,920
there'll be six of us in all.

1314
01:55:08,920 --> 01:55:11,920
If you'd like to take a seat
over there, please, thank you.

1315
01:55:14,960 --> 01:55:18,480
I've booked their exclusive private
banqueting suite for the evening.

1316
01:55:18,480 --> 01:55:22,680
For all-round intimacy
and sophistication it has
no equal in London.

1317
01:55:22,680 --> 01:55:27,120
And so, what's next, you run
this little puzzle on the web,

1318
01:55:27,120 --> 01:55:29,320
so the whole world
gets the inside story?

1319
01:55:29,320 --> 01:55:32,240
And incidentally if you're up
for a bit of sponsorship,

1320
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:34,960
I could do you a good deal
on some advertising space.

1321
01:55:34,960 --> 01:55:37,440
Very funky demographic, could
bring you a whole new audience.

1322
01:55:37,440 --> 01:55:39,240
Well, you know, ordinarily...

1323
01:55:39,240 --> 01:55:43,480
If it weren't for the fact this
other little venture's
completely cleaned him out.

1324
01:55:43,480 --> 01:55:46,440
Investing in the 3D porn industry.

1325
01:55:46,440 --> 01:55:49,920
The wisdom of which clearly
escapes you Jonathan,

1326
01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:51,680
so try this one for size.

1327
01:55:51,680 --> 01:55:54,560
A binding contract from
Mr Snuffy White himself

1328
01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:59,040
that in return for my not immodest
contribution yesterday, guarantees

1329
01:55:59,040 --> 01:56:02,240
me 20% profit participation
on every title in their catalogue.

1330
01:56:02,240 --> 01:56:05,240
Which I tell you guys,
is serious peanuts.

1331
01:56:05,240 --> 01:56:09,200
Except, you realise there's
no signature on this document.

1332
01:56:09,200 --> 01:56:11,000
Don't mess with me!

1333
01:56:15,440 --> 01:56:19,040
But I was there, I watched him
sign it in front of me!

1334
01:56:19,040 --> 01:56:22,320
Right... Given the fact that she's
already fooled you once Adam,

1335
01:56:22,320 --> 01:56:25,240
you don't think it's possible
that Miss Candy Mountains

1336
01:56:25,240 --> 01:56:29,960
might actually have been selling
you one great big dummy
all along just to get you on board?

1337
01:56:31,560 --> 01:56:35,360
It wouldn't take a lot of research,
would it, into your recent output

1338
01:56:35,360 --> 01:56:38,960
to have tumbled to the magic
properties of vanishing ink?

1339
01:56:41,400 --> 01:56:43,480
She's not gonna turn
up tonight, is she?

1340
01:56:45,800 --> 01:56:49,000
Actually, I think I'll wait
till Alec gets here.

1341
01:56:49,000 --> 01:56:51,360
He really knows his wine, so...

1342
01:56:56,880 --> 01:57:00,040
Oh...don't tell me!
You can't be in Miami still?

1343
01:57:00,040 --> 01:57:02,400
You promised you'd be back
by this morning!.

1344
01:57:02,400 --> 01:57:08,560
Yeah! Um, this is really tricky
babe, actually, cos...it's just,

1345
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:12,280
something's happened
in the last 24 hours, which...

1346
01:57:14,760 --> 01:57:18,280
And if you're there, Jonathan,
don't be shocked, OK?

1347
01:57:18,280 --> 01:57:20,960
Cos, I mean, I wasn't
looking for it, I swear but...

1348
01:57:20,960 --> 01:57:22,880
According to this month's Vogue,

1349
01:57:22,880 --> 01:57:25,160
you just have to act
on impulse sometimes.

1350
01:57:25,160 --> 01:57:28,480
Just make that phone call, hop
on a plane, whatever it takes,

1351
01:57:28,480 --> 01:57:31,600
and just seize the moment,
or it's gone forever.

1352
01:57:31,600 --> 01:57:35,880
It's just, the more
I kept thinking about him

1353
01:57:35,880 --> 01:57:39,280
after that day in the theatre,
I don't know what it was.

1354
01:57:39,280 --> 01:57:43,240
I mean, what can I say guys,
we're both so sorry...

1355
01:57:43,240 --> 01:57:44,880
Gutted, aren't we, but...

1356
01:57:44,880 --> 01:57:46,960
Anyway, you have
a great night there!

1357
01:57:46,960 --> 01:57:51,040
And just try and take

1358
01:57:51,040 --> 01:57:54,440
And when we get back, we'll all have
a really good laugh, won't we?

1359
01:57:54,440 --> 01:57:56,360
so...catch you later. Bye.

1360
01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:02,160
Now then, it was?

1361
01:58:02,160 --> 01:58:05,480
Just...three for The Nightmare Room.

1362
01:58:41,560 --> 01:58:45,360
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